If you’re gonna do research..

You need to be thorough. I just saw this research poll on my Facebook feed:
What is your opinion of capitol one credit cards?
1 – I like them
2 – I neither like them nor dislike them
3 – I dislike them
4 – I am not familiar with this brand

Sadly, they didn’t have this choice:
5 – I hate them with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns…